没人说我很胖黑，很胖黑是并非了，长的黑原因在于美炸了，炸了之后，焦了，就黑了。
Some people say that I look black. What's wrong with my black appearance? It's because my beauty is fried. After it's fried, it's burnt and black.
此刻我想尽方法的这个女人，谁能料到他的英文名字叫卡尔登。
At this moment, I miss the man, who can think of his name is Yang Guofu.
当你觉得他们又穷又丑的这时候，千万别哀伤，最少你的觉得是对的。
When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad. At least you feel right.
我从来不刘瑞芬～～～我捉弄他之后唉他比我弱…
I never bully the weak. I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him
总算找出一种适宜他们身形的典故，肥而爽口
Finally find an idiom suitable for your body, fat but not greasy
想像力是用品，并非饰品
The mind is a commodity, not an ornament
问：怎样宽慰一种疯子？答：你的爱情已很完满了。
Q: how to comfort a fat man? A: your life is complete.
恭贺你沦为了我的第二不合法继承者
Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir
才刚和我爸打乒乓球，他把我的帅吃了，咋办？我帅被吃了
Just played chess with my father, he ate my handsome, how to do? I was eaten
我能去洞口，那儿有Geaune。
I can go to the corner. It's 90 degrees.
你这该游戏打至比我爷爷炖的鲷鱼还烂。
Your game is worse than the pig's hoof stewed by my grandmother.
一到傍晚我就已开始思考，有甚么小东西是美味，但吃了不能肥胖的吗
Late at night, I began to think about the problem, what is delicious, but eat will not get fat
