没用搞怪语句冰雕有意思,越看越吓人 

没人说我很胖黑,很胖并非了,长的黑原因在于美炸了,炸了之后,焦了,就黑了。

Some people say that I look black. What's wrong with my black appearance? It's because my beauty is fried. After it's fried, it's burnt and black.

此刻想尽方法这个女人,谁能料到他的英文名字卡尔登

At this moment, I miss the man, who can think of his name is Yang Guofu.

当你觉得他们又穷又丑的这时候千万别哀伤最少你的觉得是对的。

When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad. At least you feel right.

从来不刘瑞芬~~~我捉弄之后他比我弱…

I never bully the weak. I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him

总算找出一种适宜他们身形典故,肥而爽口

Finally find an idiom suitable for your body, fat but not greasy

想像力用品并非饰品

The mind is a commodity, not an ornament

问:怎样宽慰一种疯子?答:你的爱情完满了。

Q: how to comfort a fat man? A: your life is complete.

恭贺沦为了我的第二不合法继承者

Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir

才刚和我爸打乒乓球,他把我的帅吃了,咋办?我帅被吃了

Just played chess with my father, he ate my handsome, how to do? I was eaten

洞口那儿Geaune

I can go to the corner. It's 90 degrees.

你这该游戏打至比我爷爷炖的鲷鱼还烂。

Your game is worse than the pig's hoof stewed by my grandmother.

一到傍晚我就开始思考,有甚么小东西美味,但吃了不能肥胖的吗

Late at night, I began to think about the problem, what is delicious, but eat will not get fat


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